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Coming & Going (aka Good Vibrations), 444 (Repeat). One night, the two finally decide to set their anxieties aside and consummate their marriage. Unforced Errors. Dead Mime ☺ 3. When they finally decide to do so and after Hiroto got back from his workplace, they take a drink of some plum wine, and take it to the bedroom. Two stories are shown in this manner, then an outro to the commercial says, "Coming up:" followed by brief, clever descriptions of upcoming deaths. Bush Whacked 2: South of the Border (aka Fire Stuck), 105 (Repeat). The king of a viking clan goes on an expedition and leaves the place to his younger brother. White Wetting (aka Flay-Ote), 247. Cat Got Your Life (aka Too Fur Gone), 458. More purchase options. Any Given Gunday (aka One in the Oven), 277. North by Northwasted (aka North By Northwaste), 412. Critter In The S****er (aka Ferret In The Hole), 818. Tipping Point (aka Gratuity Violence), 297. A few months later the viking king catches his brother with the vikings wife. Lady & The Trampled (aka Lady 'n' The Trampled), 121. A man cheating on his girlfriend gets bitten by a Brazilian wandering spider while getting some bananas out of her grocery bag. Miss-ur Head (aka Off With His Head), 404. The ensuing. List of association footballers who died while playing; List of causes of death by rate; List of cyclists with a cycling-related death; List of entertainers who died during a performance; List of inventors killed by their own inventions; List of last words; Usually when we hear “flood” we think “water,” and usually we are … Five strippers, desperate to make extra cash, pose as college cheerleaders offering car washes. You Have Been Warned. Straight To DVDead (aka Duel Personalities), 406. They end up in Peru looking for the, A gardener looks around her vegetable garden for something to practice, Two drunk men go for a drive in a station wagon. (right), WARNING: Drone Boned (aka Predator Drone Attack), 372. The TV show 1000 Ways to Die aired on the cable channel Spike. The head chef of an illegal restaurant that serves dangerous and endangered animals is bitten on the cheek by a, An abusive man who is trying to stop his wife from leaving him climbs into the cargo bay of his wife's plane. Leave it to Seizure (aka Great Seizure's Ghost), 174. Falling Down on the Job (aka Destruction Worker), 65. The third and fourth stories also follow this format. 1000 Ways to Die; Lists. Sneeze Bag (aka 15 Minutes of Shame), 830. by Jack Moore. To wash the taste of the tablets away, he drinks from a glass of water, not knowing it was used to dissolve the tablets. Retrieved from " https://1000waystodie.fandom.com/wiki/The_List?oldid=36930 " An escaped con hides out in the wilderness. Lost In Transfusion (aka Cold Blooded), 468. Everything seen from 1000 Ways To Die? Tow F.U. I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (aka Laid to Rest), 1000. That's A Morte! These are two logos of "1000 Ways to Die" for the early pilot episodes in 2008 (left) and the current logo for episodes in 2009-2012. Caulk Blocked (aka Ass Full Of Caulk), 888. Semi-cide. "WARNING: The stories portrayed in this show are based on real deaths and are extremely graphic." Frightmare (aka A Nightmare on SUNDS Street), 819. 1000 Ways to Die is an American anthology television series that aired on Spike from May 14, 2008 to July 15, 2012. More purchase He puts, A man who has stolen a bag of groceries from a, A woman is acting out a bondage fantasy with her husband through a live, Two men search the world for the ultimate high. While chained to the tree, a, A couple finds a pool to hop into while the owners are away. Before the drug takes effect, he becomes attracted to the nurse. ""YOU WILL DIE!" Add 1000 Ways to Die to your Watchlist to find out when it's coming back. When he confronts the foreman, he is knocked into a vat of, Two dim-witted kitchen aides play by throwing, A farm-hand hides from an angry farmer in a, A second-rate magician attempts to perform the famed ", A man who wants to sport a "large package" uses surgical tubing to tie a 12-inch. Flame Retard-Ant (aka Stop, Drop And Die), 211. Master E-Raced (aka Dishonorable Discharge), 755. Episode Ep. 1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#208 Semi-cide" a man is run over by a semi and cut in half, "#422 Construction Accident" a man buried alive in three tons of sand, "#92 Fang Banged" a man who fell on a poisonous rattlesnake and was bit on the chest, "#832 Lesbocution" a woman who is electrocuted by walking barefoot into an electrified puddle, "#125 Love Bugged" a reptile and insect … The deaths are slightly more graphic in this season, and "Idiot Alerts" were added to deaths from moronic and ill-advised stunts that could easily be imitated in real life. Apocalypse Harley (aka Apocalypse Charlie), 449. This fades to a more ominous version of the previous disclaimer: white wording on black background, while a deeper, echoing voice-over reads: The disclaimer then cuts to animation depicting human figures encountering various deaths, while the voice-over reads (note: only the ALL CAPPED words are illustrated): This introduction cuts to a screenshot of the "victim", framed by gray grainy film art, and information appears as being typed out onto screen: "DATE" and "LOCATION". The spider's venom causes his blood vessels to dilate, resulting in a permanent erection. Mary-nated (aka The Mary Mallon Story), 151. Gone Green (aka Pretty Poison Dress), 613. Lawn of the Dead (aka Death By '70s), 141. "The fact that we survive at all is a miracle..." Heart Beat Down 10. Buy Episode 1 HD $2.99. A disgruntled, "has-been" golf star and her husband get drunk and express their hatred for one another on a public golf course. Then he had to go pee which attracted a candiru. Raider of the Lost Narc (aka Achin' Ambulance), 274. Another dumpster is emptied on top of him, and the load of trash is compacted. Heart Beatdown (aka Shocking Behavior), 115. That s the three men's organs, killing them. Death Over Easy. Her Own Damn Fault!!! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Deadliest Catch (aka Electrocuted Fisherman), 284 (Repeat). Cat Fight On A Hot Tin Hood (aka Parking Fighters), 296. You're So Vein (aka Lethal Injecti-cide), 283. Fat Man In A Little Swing (aka Morbidly Obese), 144. After having sex with two other women, the venom causes him to have a heart attack. Hillary Snuffed (aka The Last Straw), 205. A page for describing Funny: 1000 Ways to Die. Keester Sunday (aka Keester-Concealed), 365. The pilot episodes were directed, co-written, and produced by Will Raee and co-written by Tom McMahon. 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